So that Dale Carnegie course really paid off.īosch drops the guitar and walks offstage.
He warns Bosch not to get pussy-whipped, calls Scarlett a bitch and pushes her off stage. The girls in the audience jeer as they would at a similar announcement from Justin Bieber or like guys would the second he walked on stage.ĭarwin drags Bosch’s fiancee Scarlett (Tia Carrera) onto the stage, much to her displeasure. I have to go back to Demosthones or maybe even Iggy Pop to find a wordsmith of such a skill.ĭarwin, blissfully, takes a break from his godawful set to announce that his guitarist Bosch has gotten married. The almost well-named lead singer Danny Darwin’s prodigious musical talent is matched only by his linguistic skills enabling him to work the F word in three times in three sentences.
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Posted in TV | Tagged Tales from the Crypt | Leave a reply Tales From the Crypt – On a Deadman’s Chest (S4E3)Īn emcee introduces the band Exorcist to us and their inexplicably adoring fans. Just as lackluster as Moriarty, he finally got the role he was perfectly suited to play in 2009 - Spock’s emotionless Vulcan father Sarek. Ben Cross was just in The Concrete Mixer.Title Analysis: A little too on-the-nose.Maybe, but part of the problem had to be an absolute lack of screen presence. Her IMDb bio cites a serious car accident, bad luck, and man trouble. She was nominated for Best Supporting Actress in her first role, then disappeared for six years. Moriarty is a classic case of peaking early. Not sure whether it is the actors or the direction or both, but Moriarty and Cross are two of the dullest actors I have ever seen. I literally fell asleep about 5 times over the course of three days trying to finish this one. He tells Moriarty, “You ain’t got no heart.” Wormer reveals Cross’s head in a brief case, then rips out Moriarty’s heart like Mola Ram in Temple of Doom. Wormer is looking a bit peaked.” Does he not understand why they are at the psychic? They gave this guy a license? He throws back the hood to reveal it is Wormer. The spirit of Wormer is summoned and a hooded figure shows up. Wormer’s chauffeur who apparently has never seen “her spiritual adviser” before.
Wormer is blind, they tie up the “real” psychic and Moriarty imitates her. She wants to discuss it with her late husband via her spiritual adviser - she’s blind, not stupid.
Just to be safe, they send the elevator to the bottom floor to crush him.Īt they police station, the decide to try to get the cash from Wormer’s wife who they see is blind. Moriarty goes to shoot Wormer, but he pulls a Rosalind Shays (i.e. They show him the photos which only make him laugh, and says his wife will never see them (a pretty good gag that will pay off later). They go to to Cross’s office and Wormer figures out that he and Moriarty are in cahoots. Moriarty explains that they should just buy Cross out for 10% They start making out - so not only does Wormer not know the meaning of “uncle”, he is a little fuzzy on the concept of “cousin” as well - and are photographed by Cross from the closet. Moriarty invites Wormer to her hotel room that night. Wormer says, “The only man I know by that name is my mother’s brother.” Isn’t that kind of the definition of dead uncle? Cross tells Wormer that his uncle was not killed by a train as his mother told him - he spent 20 years in jail for a bank robbery. Cross tells Wormer that his dead uncle Albert Peters has left them $3 million. Moriarty is there to pretend that she is a long lost cousin of Wormer’s. Two weeks earlier, lawyer Cross gets a visit from Dean Wormer. Cross wonders to himself how he got into this mess - hiding in a closet to pretend to be a ghost. Cathy Moriarty and Ben Cross are practicing a ruse to bilk a widow out of $300,000.
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